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Being somebody to not take jokes and also get shit on by a another person and then being a chav with people who are younger than you to do this must be in north east of england
*hes such a ethan ord *
*i khow he is*
ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️
girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.
me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…
**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**
ethan liao is the type of person that will make you very confused about ur relationship with him.
girl 1: what’s ur relationship with ethan liao
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
Girl 1- "Hes so hot!"
Girl2 - "Fr he looks like ethan cutkosky!"
Ethan GL is a very tall handsome and cool guy! He always does his homework and does it on time. He has tall hair and bendy legs!
“hey Ethan GL”
“Hey it’s me Ethan”
A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.
Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy
A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-