I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.

"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

I'm gonna fuck this bitch!

Said by The Naked Ninja aka"James Cameron" before pissing himself performing a rolling cartwheel.This celebration of excitement due to the release of his movie Avatar: The Way Of Water, will be remembered for years to come.

I'm gonna fuck this bitch!

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay