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the act of two males who fit emo standards smooching. not gay, just doing it for the publicity.
after looking at those emo boys kissing pictures, i gagged a little.
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When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
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There are two defenitions for a bubble gum kiss. :)
1. When you get bubble gum stuck to your lips and another person gets it off with their lips.
2. When you and another person blow bubble gum bubbles and you make the bubbles touch and they pop together.
We kissed bubble gum style. ;)
Wanna bubble gum kiss?
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Kissing someone while they are defecating in a toilet.
"You're the worst date ever! Now go kiss him while he's pooping, give him a San Diego Kiss. " -Roger; American Dad.
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getting a blow-job first thing in the morning
since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?
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A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.
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Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.
*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?
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