i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

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crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A Rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy

When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.

Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

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Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp

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y’all 👀 sussy 😜 bakas 😈 gon 😌 make 🤠 me 👨🏻 act 🗣 up ⬆️

me when amogus ඞඞඞ

y’all 👀 sussy 😜 bakas 😈 gon 😌 make 🤠 me 👨🏻 act 🗣 up ⬆️

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You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there.

Lolololololololololol BLUE TEXT

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

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