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Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
that is showing to little black kids
look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv
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that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with
Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters
This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.
Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.
To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.
Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?