The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.
Somebody with soft hits, not a fighter.
"Yo, I fought that dude and he had the muffin!"
"That nigga is a muffin, he don't want no smoke."
Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.
"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied
muffin is officially a curse word.
Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to
"Shut the f*ck up"
A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.
No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!
A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie
muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!