wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.

This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

make me wet

When a girl squirts from her vagina during sex or while thinking about sex

I told Dave make me wet.

chop some wets

To drink some beers, with a karate-chop-esque action.

let's go down the pub and chop some wets!

Wet up the block

1. A drive by shooting where multiple shots are fired
2. To arouse a group of girls solely based on your appearance and suave

1. In the studio...

21 Savage: Wet yo mama house, wet yo grandma house, keep shooting till somebody die

Metro Boomin: Yo! That was bars bro! Did you really Wet up the block?

21 Savage: Hell ya! I'm a real street nigga, bitch, i am not one of these niggas bangin' on wax

2. Rachael: Did you see Joey's haircut?

Monica: Yes I did! He's such a beautiful man

Rachael: I know! He had all those girls going crazy, literally trembling to there knees

Monica: Yup! He really Wet up the block!

Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

wet child chimney

Another word for coochie, puss puss, or cooter

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man