Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

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taking your tea english

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

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Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

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I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

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"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

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Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.

Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.

Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.

Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.

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