cake eater

The term cake eater describe a rather large person. Whom seems to consume not only cake, but anything else that is ediable despite the fact that it is making them grow to an un-healthy size.

"Wow look at that cake eater"
or
"Man, did you see that cake eater?"

or
"wow she's a real cake eater"

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Beef Cake

Originating in the 1860's the Beef Cake was a medievel Festival involving stuffing living cows with assorted flours.

Thar be a fine Beef Cake, yummay!

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Paddy Caking

Actively engaging in activities that are either extremely boring, or unimportant.

Person 1: "How come you weren’t at the kegger last night bro?"
Person 2: "I was Paddy Caking with my girlfriend. She made me go see the Time Traveler’s Wife"

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Patty Cake

where you go up to any car and mess around with the mirror such as adjusting the angle completely or, if possible, swivling the mirror.

"Dude go Patty Cake that car, they will get so pissed lol"

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spam cakes

cheesecake with jizz all over it

you better wake up you goddamn jew or i'll put spam cakes in your mouth!!!

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fresh cakes

When Jewish people walked out of gass chambers

Back in WW2 about a thousand or more fresh cakes we saved by the Americans

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the cake is a lie

The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.

"Open in WinRawr"

"OMG DUDE WTF"

"The cake is a lie"

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