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A guy or girl that cleans out assholes with their tongue.
Sally's such a douche fag her breath smells like shit.
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n. a douche bag investment banker who:
A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings
B) cannot live without weed, coke, and pimps
C) thinks Africa is a country
D) voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger or wishes he did
E) never lets his girlfriend beat him at board games
F) brags about his Ferrari at dinner and doesn't even pay for the meal
or
G) All of the above
i-douches bug me out.
That i-douche dropped a grand for a $500 vaporizor cause it matches his golf clubs.
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One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.
Douche bag=Ty Book
yes we are talking about you ty
and your gay ass uncle
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What Alex Varkatzas (singer of Atreyu) calls his landlord
Damnit, you douche bag!
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Someone who will have sex no matter how disgusting it is and it doesn't matter if the sex is with a boy or girl. In fact the douche pumper almost prefers sex to be nasty. They like having sex with girls on the rag and boys with full colons.
Oh my god Duane! did you really just make it with that stanky chick? What are you? Some kind of Douche Pumper?
See Also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, Crohn's Disease
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1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4.
2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.
Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags.
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Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.
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a complete, slow-moving idiot or moron.
Josh yelled to Jered “Hurry the fuck up Le Douche. This shit has to be done today.”
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