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smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

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Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 12, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fairy Tits

Very Intense

That hit of crack was fuckin fairy tits!

by SpoR March 23, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit fuck

one who fucks tits
derogatory term to describe someone

"wow that matt is a real tit fuck

by sa qu May 4, 2008

159๐Ÿ‘ 320๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitch tits

a mans breasts

nick grant of rochester minnesota has bitch tits

by nicks ex girlfriend June 4, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick tits

man tits with penis shaped nipples that secrete a milky white substance when stimulated

Obesity in America has provided a plethora of dick tits

by George Hinds July 28, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


hind tit

A runt of the litter. Born last. Looser.

That guy's such a hind tit.

by T. D. Moore June 5, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž