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type of guy who is a KG. what is a KG you ask? it's like a one of a kind person that you would only call a chris because thats just who he is and what he does.
chris you're being a real KG right now...
Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.
Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?
He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. He is just the biggest and every girl has to agree.
Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.
"Why is Chris so rude to me?"
Oh, thats just how Chris is.
A simply beautiful guy. He may come off shy at first, but when you get to know him, you’ll see that he’s kind and really funny! He makes you feel like you rule the world. Remember: He may seem innocent at first, but as he comes out of his shell, you’re see he isn’t!
Girl 1: Omg I think I love Chris!
Girl 2: Ask him out then
They type of person that will say your his best friend but not really but some how he tricks girl into liking him but he secretly gay. He pretends to be nice and that he cares but he really doesn’t. He will try to ruin your life but won’t becasue he not a real man. He’s great tho