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When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you
Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor
A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!
Someone who eats mother fucking turds
God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater