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1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.
A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.
Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??
Yeah I know man, the par walk…
Used by christians referring to someone deceased.
Based on the Biblical description of heaven, saying it has streets of gold.
“Did you hear what happened to Tony?”
“Yeah, he’s walking on streets of gold.”
A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.
*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"
A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.
Dude #1: dude, did you listen to "walking with a ghost" yet?
Dude #2: Yeah, Jack White rocks!
A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
This is a play on “packing the beans” where both a hard dick and testicles are placed into a receiving asshole, however this time, the receiver is on hands and knees on the floor,, and the bean packer is standing by right behind them (of course with their balls and dick in the receivers asshole) they then proceed to walk around the room on all fours, with the packer following them, at this point it appears like the person who is “packing the beans” is walking a dog as they are connected via balls and dick in receivers asshole.
Damn that was crazy last night I walk the dog, she moved to fast and I thought she rip my nuts off!!