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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
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The gut-wrenching and all-consuming pit of despair that overwhelms one who has recently completed the sequel trilogy of StarWars; and thusly has come to the realisation that he/she will never see another spontaneous scene from Ben Solo again-as he/she has witnessed all there is to see.
“Hey Lauren, are you okay?”
“No Adam, I have complete Star Wars trilogy depression.”
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another probably shitty ass game from a shitty ass franchise by a shitty ass pay to win company, but at least we're boots on the ground
them: call of duty: world war 2 looks really cool!
me:cALL oF dUtY wOrLD wAR 2 LoOoKS ReALLy cOoOL¡
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mexican american war 1, was WHITE VS WHITE war, EX-Mexican states was a spanish advancement and not an Indian decent.
mexican today are caucasian are just mixed, seen as just mexicans since many have oriental eyes or stocky, if you ever consider a white mexican in the past to be white, nothing has changed they are still consiered to be part of the white race.mexican american war 1
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Is another term of masturbating
Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops
The slightly biased view of WWII, which started in 1939, when Hitler declared war upon Poland. Later, in December, 1941, the US legally declared war upon Japan. A day later, the remaining Axis powers declared war upon the US.
The US fought in the war until its end. It gave huge assistance in the D-Day invasion, and ended its war, and the Far East's war with Japan, which was the only Axis power that far east, by dropping two atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, in order.
Before the Pearl Harbor attack, The United States gave HUGE assistance to the Allied European powers, particularly in the way of money, food, weapons, and other important resources.
So, in fact, if it weren't for America, the European Allies would have, theoretically, fallen apart without the resource and militaristic support (allowing for the Nazis to take over all of Europe and effectively wipe out almost every singe person with Jewish heriatige on this planet), and a considerable amount of Eastern Asia would belong to Japan.
America may have been able to take care of itself if this did happen, maybe not, but it can be assured that if it weren't for America, every European (save the Switz, who were neutral, as they owned the world's banks) would be speaking German and hailing Hitler, and most, if not all, of the billions of people in Asia would be speaking Japanese and curisng America with every other breath.
The American view of WWII, although slightly inaccurate, is mostly true.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
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A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.
Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master
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