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When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.
I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.
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When you accidentally set your balls in a mold and they turn into squares
Aww shit man my balls have turned into minecraft balls
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When a girl’s labia is overly long and discoloured, it resembles male balls.
P1 : sends pussy pic
P2 : Damn Josie girl! You got vagina balls
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When life and everything in it just isn't working out right, or is going wrong.... When weird shit happens
" Man, Terry drank like 4 shots and was ruined in like 15 minutes.. He was being pure ball-garious"
"Fuck I was walkin on the side walk and stubbed my foot and almost fell, it was so ball-garious."
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Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.
Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!
Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!
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A party that is synonymous with Pimps and Ho's -- because it's hard out there for a pimp. At said party, the men dress in klassy suits, and the women dress as skankily as they possibly can. People have been known to only wear panties to said party.
My friend got retarded and went to the Governor's Ball. He said it was pretty tight.
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Silly rabbit, your balls are for kids.
Mmmm Rabbit Balls
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