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a story about true love and finding out who you're true friends are.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.
John: Did you see Toy Story 3?
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.
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Having sexual intercourse with 3 different girls in a 24 hour period without showering.
Despite his jheri curls, Dave pulled a 3:10 to Yuma last night as he took down Becky after the beach, Susanna at happy hour and then Valerie at night.
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An RTS Game made by EALA, a wing of EA Games. It's a part of the Command and Conquer: Red Alert subfranchise.
The first EA RTS which is awsome since Generals.
RA1 Fan: I HATE RA2 AND RED ALERT 3 BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND NOT SERIOUS!!!
RA2 Fan: I HATE RA3 BECAUSE IT ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE RA2 LIKR I WANTED IT TO BE!!!
Normal RTS fan (with brains): Great, a new RTS! I'll see what people write about it.
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I love you. Using the number of letters in the word to coming up with ur own way of saying I Love you!
1 4 3 Brian and cant wait to see u in the future!
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something that is very queer;involving gayness
Dude that teacher givin us that homework is as gay as a 3 dollar bill!
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Pregnant.
Like one guy and one girl=one guy and one girl and one baby.
So, what happened last night?
Well: 1+1=3.
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