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1-800-own-a-stud

A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!

I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!

by irisisalive November 26, 2010

8πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


1-10 attractiveness scale

The 1-10 attractiveness scale is a looks rating system popularized by Bo Derek in the movie 10. She sets the bar as an extremely attractive young woman with an hourglass figure and a pretty face. The rating system is subjective, prone to misuse, and can be perceived as shallow and sexist. An attractive person rates between a five and ten with ten being the most attractive. An unattractive person will rate between 1 and 5 with 1 meaning ugly and 5 being plain or ordinary but not ugly. Everyone has their own ideas of what's attractive to them, but their rating could also be affected by the opinions of their friends and whatever's trending. Typically a ten female will be young, busty, slender and have nice hair and pretty face. A ten male will be athletic or have well developed muscles, tall, young and handsome face.

Question: Who is today's hottest actor? Who is your idea of a perfect 10 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Male movie goer: That actress who plays Harley, Margo Robbie, is a ten.
Female movie goer: Chris Hemsworth, you know, that guy who plays Thor, he's a ten.

by Artemis Plant September 14, 2016

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Pioneer charter school of science 1

A nest of thots and ugly wanna be fuck boys that can’t do shit in their lives. Yes the teachers are wack too. If you get accepted do your self a favor and run as far as fuck as you can

Pioneer charter school of science 1 is ass

by Dragindeznuts September 6, 2018


18 wins, 1 Giant loss

A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perfect season coming in with 18-0 and lost to the New York Giants 17-14, hence 1 Giant loss.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss - the conclusion of the New England Patriot's near perfect season.

by Maybelline February 9, 2008

120πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


TRANSGENDER ENTRAPMENT PHASE 1

using HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT as to add a full HATING .

To turn aside deflect ALAN I WALMAN in this bigoted hospital in LAS VEGAS on DESERT INN as did not care for HOMOSEXUALS as a lot of TAGALOG had control where CHRISTIANITY was the big sticking point for FILIPINO PEOPLE as ALAN I WALDMAN who was forced against his will by MATTHEW O. MADDOX of the WYNN into HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT as using BLACKMAIL and DRUG ADDICTED individuals who he did not DESIRE TO PARTY WITH so the former would go into effect and eventually have him TRESPASS an the hospital people were calling him BRITNEY PENELOPE NAKED and the TRANSGENDER ENTRAPMENT PHASE 1 was any imprisonment of threat of ANOTHER FRAME by making ANAL ALAN hated in both directions HE HIMSELF as the psychology for him to despise HOMOSEXUALITY due to no support systems as the number of foes inside the HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY was significant but where they wanted him CASTRATED PJYSICALLY and played off entire FEMALE as that be without a doubt TRANSGENDER ENTRAPMEMT as well as the music , " GIRLS LIKE YOU, THAT'S MY GIRL, and so forth.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 28, 2022

6πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


1-800-choke-dat-hoe

Tyler Perry's way of saying that a female needs to stop being rude and ignorant to her man

i need to cal 1-800-choke-dat-hoe on her bro.

by Fridayy,dasswassupp December 2, 2011

181πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Semper Games Prt. 1

A group of utterly ass-hurt newfags/rag-heads/Weeaboos who claim that their "leader", Jihadjerry (Who recently announced that he was apparently raped by a tree...) made a "world record" by just hacking his copy of Super Mario Bros. with a Game Genie cheat cartridge. Utterly THOUSANDS of people already proved Jerry wrong, and yet for few 20 or so people who actually kiss his ass every day still defend his "record" (even though it's utter horse shit...). They have indeed hacked a few accounts and failed miserably at trying to ACTUALLY look intimidating, but all they usually just continue whacking off to a broken pile of Nintendo consoles in the background while spamming mindlessly like retarded fuckwanks. They indeed have weaknesses, though. Racial slurs, Yo Momma jokes, and others of the like tend to make them back down immediately.

Semper Games Prt. 1 Example(s);

Semper Game Supporter: Hey there, you suck at games, meat puppet inferior. Semper Games.

Other Person: ...You do realise that your retarded cult is utterly fucked over since 2008, right?

Semper Game Supporter: ...

Other Person: Well, aren't you going to be the better man and acknowledge this fact or are you going to just say "Semper Games" like the retarded fucktard you are?

Semper Games Supporter: Semper Games!

Other Person: Thanks for proving mine, and utterly EVERYONE's point.

by Whitty Nickname April 6, 2010

10πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž