Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

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ass joust

When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness

Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"

Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."

Kieran's ass

The nonexistent body part of Purple Hyacinth assassin Kieran White.

Kieran's ass is concave.

Kieran's ass is a void. He has no cheeks.

Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass

Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)

ass partners

Novel

Ass Partners: A partner for ass stuff. e.g. Novel is an ass partner.

ass taxi

1.) Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal asshat. See "douche canoe."

or

2.) Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of complete and total asshats. Typically seen in the form of white bros in a shitty midsize sedan with inexplicable super ghetto rims. In other words, douche inherited his dead grandma's Mercury and wants to look street.

It's totally okay to disagree about politics. You don't have to be a total ass taxi about it.

or

Check out Slim Shady and his boys over there - rockin that busted ass taxi.

Rats ass

The anal of a rat.

1: I don’t give a rats ass of what you’re doing.

2: Gross.

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