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when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it
guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dipped banana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."
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When someone looks so ugly they look like a burnt banana chicken nugget.
Man1: You look like a burt banana chicken nugget.
Man 2: *cries*
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Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.
Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!
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A blond female screaming "banana"
"blonde chick screaming bananas"
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Something butthurt Americans say when they're team lost the election.
Banana Republic of America note: this is a populist statement and as such does not usually appear with context or justification except for other populist statements which themselves lack context or justification
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we are sassy queens, u wish you knew us. #coolesthannahs #everyonewanttobeus
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 #superspysevenyearolds
we're so cool we use POO EMOJIS
fyi i was forced to make this 🍌 -thats a banana not a penis omg dirty minded people
over and out babes
those sassy hannah banana queens are the coolest i wish i was one UGH emotional damage
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the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.
Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?
Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.
Gay Man1: No way dude really?
Gay Man2: YES WAY!!
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