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When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women
OMG My ass hair hurts!!
You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!
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To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.
Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.
Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.
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Bad luck, or a sucky situation
Daniel said tough nut to Adam after he missed every hole in golf.
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The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.
When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.
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A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!
Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"
defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling
COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"
PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"
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frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.
If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.
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Derived from Blue balls, Freezer Nuts is when a males testicals turn blue due to lack of sex. Sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.
"Chick: Dude your nuts are blue!"
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."
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