I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus
N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.
clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin
when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL
That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.
Trying to get em to gain weight...
I put my doberman in a high protein diet; trying to beef em up!!
Jennas mom: Ummm maddie, I thought i was the coolest mom. But I guess not, so im pullin up, and we’re slicing beef”
maddie: huh
The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.
Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.
Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.
My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.