wrinkle cheese

The collection of dead skin cells, lint, and dirt that collects inside the folds of an overweight person or old person’s skin and begins to decay, smelling and looking like cheese.

That fat guy smelled like wrinkle cheese.

Cheese god

Also known as cheddar_cheessee will give you cheese if they like you

We all bow for the cheese god

Cheese for the cheese god

Person: oh holy cheese god I give cheese to you my friend
Cheddar: thank you my affementen fellow for your kind offer if you ever need cheese call out for me

vault cheese

A collection of cheese from the dirtiest of taints

Bro do you really have vault cheese in your closet

it was some cheese

-The state of a thing or task being easy

Kira: how did the test go? Michael: it was some cheese I aced it.

cheese burrito

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.

1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard

bisexual cheese

what we should call colby jack cheese

I'm bisexual and I like bisexual cheese

Cheese slime

The shit you pick off your dick when you're bored and want a quick snack

"Hey bro, can I have a bit of your cheese slime? I'm feeling rather peckish."
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