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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."

by artist1955 November 18, 2022


Moray College

A place of education in Elgin, Scotland. Known for being terrible and making you feel as though you have become dumber rather then smarter.

Person 1: You going to Moray College?
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.

by LegBiter January 30, 2018


polltoral college

A way of predicting the winner by combining the results from each of the major polling sources.

Today's news predicted the presidential winner using what we might call the "polltoral college."

by BillyBuggy November 7, 2016


Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020


college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job

For my college major I am gonna choose medicine

by Admirable Kitten June 23, 2019


Rice college

A hellhole in westport.

Rice college is a place where dreams go to die.

by O.1 December 28, 2022


rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019