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David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"
a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina
David's bitch left him because he has no dick
Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype
"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"
A cute person that pulls no bitches he is also a simp
David is gay
David is a sweet, kind, and loving person. He is very shy and quiet but he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is handsome and has the biggest heart. He LOVES the color green. He will go out of his way to make sure you are alright and tries his best to care for you. David has an unmatchable energy that makes others around him smile. David deserves everything.
David is an amazing person
A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.
You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.