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Don't do something until you have all the information.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna agree to do this job I found!"
Guy 2: "Don't pull an Adam, find out what they're gonna pay you first."
Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"
When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
when your milly is sad you must say this
"your millys sad"
"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry
hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan