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Destroy Dick December

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"

by FAM MAN November 22, 2017

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December 21, 2012

Well, this is awkward.

Journal Entry: December 21, 2012

"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."

by Some asshole December 21, 2012

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Destroy Pussy December

The act of a female’s Destroy Dick December in which a female must orgasm once on the first twice on the second and three times on the third.

Hey babe are you participating in Destroy Pussy December?

by Ibeatmymeat420 October 29, 2019


destroy dick december

Starting 12AM December, bust a nut everyday until 12AM January 1. On December 1, nut once, on the second, nut twice, and on the third, nut three times... etc

After #nonutnovember, you may begin the process of destroy dick december in which you may release the nutt.

by Nutt McGee November 13, 2017

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Dick Beat December

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

IΒ΄m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.

by nuttery November 15, 2017


May December Relationship

May/December relationship refers to a relationship between two people where one partner is in the "winter" of their life (old) and the other partner in the relationship is in the "spring" of their life (young). This can go either way such as the woman is older or the man is older. Being a nonspecific term, it encompasses the concept of slang words like cougar or lech (which is offensive if used on couples who are serious). This term is also tied to concepts such as "robbing the cradle."

May/December relationships can either be superficial or serious - so the term doesn't itself say anything about the status of the relationship.

Basically any kind of involved relationship where there is a substantial age difference between the two people and the relationship does not consist of either partner being considered legally underage (which is commonly known as pedophilia which is something else entirely).

1. Connor is 52 but his girlfriend Debbie is 25; therefore they are in a May/December relationship.

2. Lynda is 48 yrs old but she's a total cougar cus she's dating a 22 yr old boy named Devon; they have a May December relationship.

3. Mr.Smith is 50 and Mrs.Smith is 26. They have been married for 2 years and are in a May/December relationship.

by Stone Black Fox January 26, 2012

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December 13

Fuck your mom day πŸ€ͺ

Oh hell yah it’s December 13 MMMOOOOOOMMMMM BRING THAT ASS HEAR BOIII

by Belovedbaby October 17, 2019

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