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a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
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a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️
Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"
Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"
Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk
"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"
Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person
" If you dont put this is your not nice"
#coolbeans
If you don't put this is your not nice