douche turtle

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

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fa douche

fucking douche

Dude you cut me off, Fa douche !!

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Douche Shirt

A shirt containing douche font.

Geo: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Joe "Yeah it was a douche shirt, tons of douche font on it"

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douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

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douche bag

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

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douche cake

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

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Momma Douche

your mother, my mother, any woman who is a mother and being a douche or having a douchey attitude.

they always say ur name like; " AaaannnnNNNNnnnAAAAAA"

"yo momma douche wont watch the baby tonight so i cant go out."

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