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the best thing about it is it cuts itself!
i'm going to eat some of that emo pie.
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When you start describing every useless noun...
When you dress like an "outsider"...
When your make-up becomes a daily ritual, and you're a guy...
It's Emo Time! (Dooo-Do-Do-Do)
"We must hang up in the belfry where the bats in moonlight laugh" (It's emo time)
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Anyone stupid enough to post pictures of themselves on UrbanDictionary under the definition of emo.
slitslitmybleedinghearttragedy-xox: a emo pic of me </3
Me: What a dumb emo.
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Emo is not a word that can simply be defined using words. The only way you can define it is by living it. Emo is not just a genre, it's a way of life.
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A style of music with sounds similar to Death Cab for Cutie and other soft emo bands, but with lyrics that are distinctly happy and whimsical. Whereas emo music told us it was ok to be sad, post-emo music reminds us that it is still cool to be happy with ourselves.
Owl City, while sounding similar to soft emo bands, is in fact quite happy and uplifting, and is therefore Post-emo.
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A is for Alone, emos are known for this, but sometimes its just to go free of problems and sway with the music.
B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.
C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.
D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.
E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.
F is for fuckers, all of those people who call all emos 'Gay cutters' Get your facts straight kids.
G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!
H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O
I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.
J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.
K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!
L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.
M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not gay or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.
N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.
O is for only you. If you date one of these rare boys, it is a rare occurence if they cheat.
P is for paper heart. It takes alot for one of these guys to trust a girl, if that girl hurts him, you can almost hear the shredder coming out.
Q is for quest. These boys know their goal in life, and they go toward it.
R is for rain. Rain plays a big part- often they write poems when it rains. Also, their beautiful hair looks perfect in the rain.
S is for she. There are also such a thing as emo girls, some people don't understand.
T is for true. Forget Rihanna and her songs for a moment people. Emos are very true, and loyal. Kindof like a trustworthy dog. O_o
U is for unknown. Most of the 'real emos' are unknown, as there are way too many posers out there.
V is for Vishue, and many other bands that you never heard of. These boys find the unknown, and they treasure it.
W is for Why. Why yet another label? And where. Where did it all start?
X is for XXX. Emos make a new much more modern and better definition for XXX.
Y is yum. Just... yum.
Z is for (as 'panic at the gay bar' said) Zooming in with their camera, because they are a talented photographer who always has the perfect balancing shots.
Person 1 (one of the many 'fuckers'): Oh my god! Look, that guy has shaggy hair! {aka 'emo' hair} He writes lame poetry and cuts his wrists and cries all the time.
Person 2: Dude, your stereotyping again...Read the emo alphabet...
Person 3: *runs up to 'emo' and joins many other girls* Ohmigawd! Your like, so like, totally hawt! Will you go out with me?
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emo sex is sex between two emo people. usually invoving alot more agnst then normal sex...people may think emos dont 'get much' but belive me they do...emos get alot of ass indeed.
this is ur tipical emo sex : emo girl walks in room and finds her emo boyfriend..."wanna have sex?" says the emo girl fliping her black hair to the side..."sure" says the emo boy...they start kissing and he takes out a condom the emo girl puts the condom on the emo boy... and sticks his cock in her...after they both cry...
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