On february 11th of every year, you are allowed to bully any person named ethan, and they do not have the right to object
Hey look, its bully ethan day, time do some ethan bullying!
Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.
Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!
An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.
Ethan Alexander is so cute
the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
Asian boi with 4.0 GPA and 36 ACT. Also plays piano and has a large dong.
"Ethan! You look very handsome today, Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
Ethan: "shut the fuck up!"
Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants
Person: what do you want from McDonald’s?
Ethan Wright: everything.