The ekitten snatcher / Walking W
You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!
Sexy
When a girl meets Ethan she doesn't just stop in awe because of his looks she thinks about how she wants him in her bed because of his massive cock
Red head, mullet, Clifford, ed sheeran looking ass
Ethan is a pain in my juicy ass cheeks
Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyoneβs face . πππππβ€οΈ π₯
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge ππ».
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware
βIs that a angel to walk into the room ?β
β no itβs just Ethan β