The game that most people love and a lot of virgins play(I mean a lot!) But even though the game makes you want to shoot yourself cause of how broken it is,you still keep playing
Person 1:I think I have cancer because of fortnite Person 1's friend: I'm surprised you just got it now(shows friend bald)
fortnite is a gay rip off of pubg, where the shotguns do 3 damage from 0.1 meters, people kill their mum's for fortnite.
"Hey you play fortnite" "Yes I play fortnite" "Rip your mum"
Mikyle- Do you wanna play some fOrTNItE?
Me- aklapapapapappapaapapla
A game that is played purely by virgins, but is luring all the cancerous 8-year olds away from actually good games like Minecraft.
Jimmy: Fortnite is a good game!
Thomas: Ew no that shit is gay.
Jimmy: *Literally fucking dies.*
1. A severe incurable disease that recently started breaking out in 2018, the symptoms are, it will negatively affect your brain, it'll be all over your mind with no hope of it getting out of your head, isolation, and your only friends being those who have this horrible disease
2. How to lose your girlfriend in a week
1. Doctor: I'm very sorry, you have been diagnosed with Fortnite, we might have to hospitalize you depending on the severity
2. GF: Ugh, my boyfriend is still playing that damn game, it doesn't even look that good, I'm breaking up with him