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Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.
You know what you did child fucker!
When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.
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All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)
There is no better feeling than skinning a donkey fucker.
An individual that participates in consensual sex with obese people.
Alf fucked the overweight girl, Abbie, again. That “fat fucker” loves obese women.