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The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is
more intense-sounding.
used in music production terminology to mean a more intense, perhaps even more aggressive bassline and/or kick drum/snare
a hard trance kick with lots of energy.
hard hard is a dutch sentence when something goes very well/ is very nice
heb jij die chick gefixt? hard hard!
When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.
Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.
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