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Homie time is a time when you and your best bro get together to please each other. But it isn't considered gay because it's for homies and you're probably wearing socks.
N: No ones around, want to have homie time?
Touya: Only if you're wearing socks, I'm not gay
When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Very similar to "CPT", but, waaaaaaay slower and without the attitude.
Steve: Damn, Chris was supposed to be here 2 hours ago, WTF!!!
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".
3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?
A dumb TikTok post, basically a song, continuously repeating the chorus; "It's corona time", (not that continuous), referencing the deadly Coronavirus outbreak.
Idiot: "IT'S CORONA TIME!" *music*
Peer: Please stop.
Idiot: BUT IT'S CORONA TIME!! *louder music*
Peer: That meme is D E A D.
Idiot: ...Oh. *music is no more*
Time used smoking weed to strengthen relationships
We got in some solid bongding time today.
Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.
Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!
A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.
Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.