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excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers
*mom walks in*
mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"
A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."
Slang for condom. Australian origin.
"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!
When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....
a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.
He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.
Fuzzy socks are usually what they give people in mental institutions. Instead of calling somebody crazy I coded it as fuzzy socks.
Sister : You keep attracting them crazy girls.
Guy : I don't know why because I'm stable minded. After all the stories I told you, you ain't see me lose my mind yet.
I be tryna stay away from dem fuzzy sock bitches mane. I can't do the crazy girls. Fuzzy socks is for the crazy girls.