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If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides

She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes

by Fallenlegion_07 June 27, 2015

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.

Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

by pentozali May 3, 2010

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Milk you dry

When someone beats the very ego of your soul to pulp. Typically leaving you senseless and with a false sense of overwhelming disruption of emotion.

She won’t be direct, talk to me tell me what she needs; contentment? When I know it isn’t commitment, is her obligation really more urgent that of mine is? My delirium a bit, optimistic intrinsic. I’m long for her in my wish but I’m spaced, Incase a barrierors I no longer look to break. Friend: She’s milk you dry bro, sorry to say. Your wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want to be loved.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

8πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


banana in a sea of milk

when a "banana" (person of asian heritage who is otherwise white) interacts with mass amounts of white people, and is one of very few, sometimes no other, people of ethicticity other than caucasian.

"Arthur, I can't believe I took you skiing, you're the only non-white I've seen today."

"Yeah, I'm a banana in a sea of milk. Let's play "spot the black guy in vail""

by BrockStar July 26, 2003

5πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Chocolate milk boy

A white boy who tries to acts black.

Johnathan just came up to me and said β€˜wagwan my nigha’ He’s such a chocolate milk boy.

by He trump July 10, 2018

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Weak Milk

An insult, usually following a particularly weak comeback or insult, originating from "shooting blanks".

Person #1:Your mom!
Person #2:Dude, WEAK MILK!

by Jameslyon September 18, 2006

1πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž