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1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.
Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.
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When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.
Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"
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When a man's penis is visible through his clothing - defined specifically by a shadow of the glans (head) but also the shaft. Usually most visible when wearing grey sweatpants commando or with loose underwear. But can also be spotted when wearing just tighty whities or just tight boxers (too tight and everything gets squashed together and the shadow becomes a smooth bulge). Sometimes visible in swimwear but often there's too much bagginess going on to see any definition.
Why it's important: It's an arousing reminder of what's down there. Quite like when a woman's nipples are visible through her top.
When you double take an unattractive guy as he walks passed and you have to explain: "I don't actually think he's hot... he just had really good penis shadow."
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The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.
Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.
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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.
"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"
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A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.
"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."
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