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The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.
Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.
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1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.
Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.
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When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.
Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"
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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.
"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"
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A penis that tastes spicy, can also be seasoned with various spices.
Damn! That girl really liked my spicy penis!
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A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.
"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."
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