Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

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suicidal nut

when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name

*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT

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Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

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book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.

Collin is a book nut.

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fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

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nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

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tough nut

Bad luck, or a sucky situation

Daniel said tough nut to Adam after he missed every hole in golf.

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