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Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.
A zero for today.
Reference to Donald J. Trump, whose last name is spelled with a big "t" and a small "p". Play on "big talk, small penis". Refers to a person who makes loud and annoying claims to make up for deep insecurities.
"You know that Donald J.? He's the real deal, tells it like it is, right?"
"Naw, he just talks big. Big T Small p, know what I mean?"
The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.
''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''
Safe abbreviation for NiggaPlease
Did you see what she was wearing? N 2 da P, girl!
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An African American term for having Parliament Lights and a bag of Skittles in your pockets.
"Yo Dawg, I'm ready to party, I got some P Funks and Razzle Dazzles."
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General all around goodness/perfection.
Student 1 "What grade did you get on your report card? An E? Loser!"
Student 2 "No, I consumed S O U P! and using only 0.1% of my new founded power I altered space time to give my self an S+ Grade."
Student 1 "Da fook?"
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A sleepover completely devoted to play wii.
Richie: Hey man wanna come over and play PS3
Dan: no me and scott are having a s-wii-p over
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