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guy 1: amogus amogus amogus
guy 2: i dont get it
guy 1: r/woooosh
2 years later
guy 2: oh cool, amogus
guy 2: oh wait i finally get it!!!!!
guy 1: r/unwoooosh
A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
The term "r-aubed" refers to being ruthlessly stalked and bombarded with unwanted nudes, often by depraved, manipulative and flat out mentally deranged individuals that appear to be older than 30. When being forced into a corner, the common r-auber will often resort to making empty threats. These, however, always prove ineffective as raubers are known for their pathethic, less than average physique.
You got r-aubed son.
The nearly 40 year old man has r-aubed a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.
That sicko has r-aubed a plethora of innocent individuals, let's obliterate his kneecaps and beat his ugly mug beyond recognition!
Tone tag for a really, really, really terrible joke.
Please do not tear their heart open, that's my job /r,r,rtj
R U N F R O M M E (AKA: harda dadi)
i R U N across the street trying to escape ur moist toes.
this word is a word said to people that don't get sarcasm.
The word relates to subreddit with the same name. The subreddit is full of these examples.
Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".
Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".