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A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol
Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.
really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.
Sam a lover dude who loves guys.
Always hanging with girls but can't get one.
Wierd boy who has mommy issues
I heard Sam got curved by that girl.
Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.
holy shit Sam you fucked Emma
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.
“You should get yourself a Sam.”