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Hoes Khaz cuz that’s where all the hoes go to.
Hauz Khaz is a place in Delhi where they have a lot of bars and clubs and where all the hoes at.
person 1: man if u need hoes let’s go to hoes khaz
person 2: what’s hoes khaz dawg
Person 1: bro u don’t know hoes khaz cuz it’s where all the hoes at.
Person 2: I’m down man. Let’s get em hoes
Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
Any mother fucker named Chris is what this is. Especially when his last name is Hollis. They tend to think they are amazing people but they are actually cheating, girlfriend beating bastards. He will tell you that you are worthless and make you turn against all of your friends. Don't get involved with one of these people they will fuck your life up.
I hate Chris.
Why?
He is a ugly hoe that cheats and abuses his girlfriends.
Well in that case fuck him!
A ranking of how much of a hoe the person is 1-just calling them a hoe for fun 2-that friend that you secretly hate a little 3-that person that bumps into you and makes you drop your phone 4-that bitch who always stealing your friend away from you 5-THAT HOE WHO HAS MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE
"Omg Baily see that person over there she's like a lvl 4 hoe on the hoe chart."
A woman in the military who sleeps around to rise up military rank.
Soldier 1: Did you see Stacy has been promoted to corporal
Soldier 2: What? She was buck private last week
Soldier 1: yeah she's a real G.I. Hoe If you know what I mean.