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Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.
To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.
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"Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!" is what a guy shouts just before he squirts his creamy load.
Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!
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To suck one's friends dry while on a rollercoaster.
I seventy-fifth Blow Job-4 HIm last night.
You Whore!!!
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Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)
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The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
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A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
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