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Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.
John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?
Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...
John: Lucky guy.
Steve: I know.
It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.
Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!
A phrase playing on the term "mouse droppings" which indicates your words have the value of rodent shit.
My Facebook friend went deposited his MOUTH DROPPINGS on Covid-19.
To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex
Joey’s mom usually is bow legged on Saturday afternoon but this weekend she was bow mouthed
To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex
Joey’s mom usually walks bowlegged after sex but it’s pretty obvious what was on the menu tonight by how bow mouthed she was
When a women’s mouth looks like she gives a long, quality, and labor intensive blow job. Similar to those of a pornstar that May look like the girl your talking to.
Bro 1: dude I matched with this hot girl on tinder.
Bro 2: show me a picture of her.
Bro 1: she’s got a pretty smile.
Bro 2: yeah dude she got one of them blue collar mouths!
Bro 1: yeah you right.