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A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
Lovely, gorgeous, nice and thoughtful. The best person to be around, can always make you laugh. Silky blonde hair and hazel nut eyes .
Phoebe Way I’d the most amazing person
Neek
Trash at cod
And is a short monkey
This is what kids named Wais are
The yassified version of the English word, “why”.
I am going to take my yasss pills
Wai?
Because I’m not yassified yet
A handsome guy that gets many bitches and he has huge schlong.
Hide your girlfriend if you see one.
A: “Damn this mf has so many bithes”
B: “He must be a Wais”
A black man with a huge black dick
“Omg look at wais his cock is so big”