Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

Dad

If you do not have one of these you will fail at losing your virginity

Guy 1- My names khalid, my dad left
Guy2- no bitches?

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

dad

while they may not have given birth to you they are still an important person in your life.

if your dad hadn't of had sex with your mom, you would not be here.

Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.

I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Father’s Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.