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When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild
Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight
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to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.
when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.
Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.
Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.
Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.
saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway
MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE
adj. used to describe someone (often a man in a relationship with a horsegirl/woman) who probably makes a decent salary and would be otherwise well off is but broke due to excessive spending on horses (often to appease the horse-crazed wishes of the horsegirl/woman).
source: riley savage (8:13 Shirts That Go Hard Tier List—HIVEMIND UNLIMITED)
his source: no clue he might've made it up on the spot
1: hey man can i borrow $20
2: nah brother i'm broke i just spent $20K on Majestic Prince Beanie Belle Btamble Moonstar 2
1: that better not be another fucking horse dude
2: tf do you think
1: man u could be living good but u horse poor
1. A person who creates randomly obscene insults on a whim.
2. A horse who enjoys starting and/or engaging in fights
Sierra is a squabble horse
The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.
"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"