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When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old
Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.
A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks
What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter
Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.
"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "
The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.